Last of the Summer Meths (split with The Astronauts)

by Anal Beard

/
  • Streaming + Download

    Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.

      £2 GBP  or more

     

  • Record/Vinyl + Digital Album

    A five track 7" EP from UK punk eccentrics Anal Beard and The Astronauts.

    Track listing is as follows:

    ANAL BEARD
    Crisis Loan
    I bet you'd look good in a dole queue
    Anarcho Punks

    THE ASTRONAUTS
    Sideways
    Better make your mind up

    Includes unlimited streaming of Last of the Summer Meths (split with The Astronauts) via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
    ships out within 2 days
    edition of 250 

      £4 GBP or more 

     

1.
2.
3.
4.
5.

credits

released March 18, 2013

tags

license

all rights reserved

about

Anal Beard Brighton, UK

contact / help

Contact Anal Beard

Streaming and
Download help

Track Name: Anal Beard - Crisis Loan
Do you mind if I crash on your sofa?
Can my rats crash over too?
I can spare a fiver for bills
when my crisis loan comes through

Can my girlfriend stay from Thursday?
the suffers from panic attacks
I would spare a tenner for rent
but the application was sent back

Crisis loan
Crisis loan
it'll all be better when I get my crisis loan

Crisis loan
Crisis loan
it'll all be beezer when I get my crisis loan

If a bloke called Transit Kevin rings
can you say you heard I was dead?
and if those Wonga cunts start sniffing round
can you throw them off the scent?

Crisis loan
Crisis loan
it'll all be magic when I get my crisis loan

Crisis loan
Crisis loan
it'll all be wizard when I get my crisis loan

I'm sorry about the mess I made round the sofa
sorry about the bloke who calls after middnight
sorry about the fact I can't stop weeping
sorry about the fact my girlfriend's broken down

You wouldn't have seen a tiny self-seal bag I suppose?
I didn't apply for that job in the end

for my

Crisis loan
Crisis loan
we can buy a house when I get my crisis loan

Crisis loan
Crisis loan
we can buy a tank when I gte my crisis loan

Crisis loan
Crisis loan
we can build a turret with infa-red sensors
containing barracks for five men
operated by magnets

and TV's very own The Chuckle Brothers
shall declare it open

and they're talking about me
Track Name: Anal Beard - I Bet You'd Look Good In A Dole Queue
I see you standing there
in your tie dye shirt
with your broken teeth

you think you're something
when you're nowt

I see you standing there
outside Wilkinsons
with your tatty crew

you think you're pimping
when you're gimping

I see you flailing head first
into a Marks and Spencers skip

you think you're thrifty
when you're povvo

I see you head to toe
draped in gaudy ill fitting charity threads

you think you're boho
when you're hobo

I see you floundering in the function room
swimming in lake div

you think you're five rhythms
when you're nervy (don't touch me)

I see you gobbing off down the social club
half forgotten headlines

you think you're pub quiz
when you're numpty

I see you standing there
with your convoy cut
and your Bedford rascal

you think you're spiral tribe
when you're housebound
Track Name: Anal Beard - Anarcho Punks
They give a frosty greeting
as we head into the meeting
because nothing that I'm wearing
says "Food Not Bombs"

in this communal hacienda
there's a rigid agenda
yet no-one can agree
on what's more punk - WAV or MP3?

They like to collect Mortarhate records
and Crass resissues
they paid no more than £35
plus postage from some guy on Discogs

They lay out ten quid for a taxi
after paying eighteen fifty
To get to Shephard's Bush Empire
to see Feeding of the 5000

They play their records very loud
through Poundland headphones
but the cable's too short
so their head ends up too close to the ground

They're reading The Day The Country Died
mumbling about Thatcher
and how nothing's changed
and how Tube Disasters changed their life

Here they come
making mountains out of molehills
bypassing perspective
the anarcho punks

Here they come
refusing to be led
but happy to be followed
the anarcho punks

Here they come
in love with the 80s
just like Butlins
at a "we love the 80s" weekend

Butlins
Butlins
Butlins