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Last of the Summer Meths (split with The Astronauts)

by Anal Beard

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    A five track 7" EP from UK punk eccentrics Anal Beard and The Astronauts.

    Track listing is as follows:

    ANAL BEARD
    Crisis Loan
    I bet you'd look good in a dole queue
    Anarcho Punks

    THE ASTRONAUTS
    Sideways
    Better make your mind up

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1.
Do you mind if I crash on your sofa? Can my rats crash over too? I can spare a fiver for bills when my crisis loan comes through Can my girlfriend stay from Thursday? the suffers from panic attacks I would spare a tenner for rent but the application was sent back Crisis loan Crisis loan it'll all be better when I get my crisis loan Crisis loan Crisis loan it'll all be beezer when I get my crisis loan If a bloke called Transit Kevin rings can you say you heard I was dead? and if those Wonga cunts start sniffing round can you throw them off the scent? Crisis loan Crisis loan it'll all be magic when I get my crisis loan Crisis loan Crisis loan it'll all be wizard when I get my crisis loan I'm sorry about the mess I made round the sofa sorry about the bloke who calls after middnight sorry about the fact I can't stop weeping sorry about the fact my girlfriend's broken down You wouldn't have seen a tiny self-seal bag I suppose? I didn't apply for that job in the end for my Crisis loan Crisis loan we can buy a house when I get my crisis loan Crisis loan Crisis loan we can buy a tank when I gte my crisis loan Crisis loan Crisis loan we can build a turret with infa-red sensors containing barracks for five men operated by magnets and TV's very own The Chuckle Brothers shall declare it open and they're talking about me
2.
I see you standing there in your tie dye shirt with your broken teeth you think you're something when you're nowt I see you standing there outside Wilkinsons with your tatty crew you think you're pimping when you're gimping I see you flailing head first into a Marks and Spencers skip you think you're thrifty when you're povvo I see you head to toe draped in gaudy ill fitting charity threads you think you're boho when you're hobo I see you floundering in the function room swimming in lake div you think you're five rhythms when you're nervy (don't touch me) I see you gobbing off down the social club half forgotten headlines you think you're pub quiz when you're numpty I see you standing there with your convoy cut and your Bedford rascal you think you're spiral tribe when you're housebound
3.
They give a frosty greeting as we head into the meeting because nothing that I'm wearing says "Food Not Bombs" in this communal hacienda there's a rigid agenda yet no-one can agree on what's more punk - WAV or MP3? They like to collect Mortarhate records and Crass resissues they paid no more than £35 plus postage from some guy on Discogs They lay out ten quid for a taxi after paying eighteen fifty To get to Shephard's Bush Empire to see Feeding of the 5000 They play their records very loud through Poundland headphones but the cable's too short so their head ends up too close to the ground They're reading The Day The Country Died mumbling about Thatcher and how nothing's changed and how Tube Disasters changed their life Here they come making mountains out of molehills bypassing perspective the anarcho punks Here they come refusing to be led but happy to be followed the anarcho punks Here they come in love with the 80s just like Butlins at a "we love the 80s" weekend Butlins Butlins Butlins
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released March 18, 2013

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