• Record/Vinyl + Digital Album

    A five track 7" EP from UK punk eccentrics Anal Beard and The Astronauts.

    Track listing is as follows:

    Crisis Loan
    I bet you'd look good in a dole queue
    Anarcho Punks

    Better make your mind up

    Includes unlimited streaming of Last of the Summer Meths (split with The Astronauts) via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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    edition of 250 

      £4 GBP or more 



They give a frosty greeting
as we head into the meeting
because nothing that I'm wearing
says "Food Not Bombs"

in this communal hacienda
there's a rigid agenda
yet no-one can agree
on what's more punk - WAV or MP3?

They like to collect Mortarhate records
and Crass resissues
they paid no more than £35
plus postage from some guy on Discogs

They lay out ten quid for a taxi
after paying eighteen fifty
To get to Shephard's Bush Empire
to see Feeding of the 5000

They play their records very loud
through Poundland headphones
but the cable's too short
so their head ends up too close to the ground

They're reading The Day The Country Died
mumbling about Thatcher
and how nothing's changed
and how Tube Disasters changed their life

Here they come
making mountains out of molehills
bypassing perspective
the anarcho punks

Here they come
refusing to be led
but happy to be followed
the anarcho punks

Here they come
in love with the 80s
just like Butlins
at a "we love the 80s" weekend





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