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  • Record/Vinyl + Digital Album

    A five track 7" EP from UK punk eccentrics Anal Beard and The Astronauts.

    Track listing is as follows:

    ANAL BEARD
    Crisis Loan
    I bet you'd look good in a dole queue
    Anarcho Punks

    THE ASTRONAUTS
    Sideways
    Better make your mind up

    Includes unlimited streaming of Last of the Summer Meths (split with The Astronauts) via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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Do you mind if I crash on your sofa?
Can my rats crash over too?
I can spare a fiver for bills
when my crisis loan comes through

Can my girlfriend stay from Thursday?
the suffers from panic attacks
I would spare a tenner for rent
but the application was sent back

Crisis loan
Crisis loan
it'll all be better when I get my crisis loan

Crisis loan
Crisis loan
it'll all be beezer when I get my crisis loan

If a bloke called Transit Kevin rings
can you say you heard I was dead?
and if those Wonga cunts start sniffing round
can you throw them off the scent?

Crisis loan
Crisis loan
it'll all be magic when I get my crisis loan

Crisis loan
Crisis loan
it'll all be wizard when I get my crisis loan

I'm sorry about the mess I made round the sofa
sorry about the bloke who calls after middnight
sorry about the fact I can't stop weeping
sorry about the fact my girlfriend's broken down

You wouldn't have seen a tiny self-seal bag I suppose?
I didn't apply for that job in the end

for my

Crisis loan
Crisis loan
we can buy a house when I get my crisis loan

Crisis loan
Crisis loan
we can buy a tank when I gte my crisis loan

Crisis loan
Crisis loan
we can build a turret with infa-red sensors
containing barracks for five men
operated by magnets

and TV's very own The Chuckle Brothers
shall declare it open

and they're talking about me

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