Anal Beard - I Bet You'd Look Good In A Dole Queue

from by Anal Beard

  • Record/Vinyl + Digital Album

    A five track 7" EP from UK punk eccentrics Anal Beard and The Astronauts.

    Track listing is as follows:

    Crisis Loan
    I bet you'd look good in a dole queue
    Anarcho Punks

    Better make your mind up

    Includes unlimited streaming of Last of the Summer Meths (split with The Astronauts) via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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    edition of 250 

      £4 GBP or more 



I see you standing there
in your tie dye shirt
with your broken teeth

you think you're something
when you're nowt

I see you standing there
outside Wilkinsons
with your tatty crew

you think you're pimping
when you're gimping

I see you flailing head first
into a Marks and Spencers skip

you think you're thrifty
when you're povvo

I see you head to toe
draped in gaudy ill fitting charity threads

you think you're boho
when you're hobo

I see you floundering in the function room
swimming in lake div

you think you're five rhythms
when you're nervy (don't touch me)

I see you gobbing off down the social club
half forgotten headlines

you think you're pub quiz
when you're numpty

I see you standing there
with your convoy cut
and your Bedford rascal

you think you're spiral tribe
when you're housebound




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