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Anal Beard - Crisis Loan
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Do you mind if I crash on your sofa?
Can my rats crash over too?
I can spare a fiver for bills
when my crisis loan comes through
Can my girlfriend stay from Thursday?
the suffers from panic attacks
I would spare a tenner for rent
but the application was sent back
Crisis loan
Crisis loan
it'll all be better when I get my crisis loan
Crisis loan
Crisis loan
it'll all be beezer when I get my crisis loan
If a bloke called Transit Kevin rings
can you say you heard I was dead?
and if those Wonga cunts start sniffing round
can you throw them off the scent?
Crisis loan
Crisis loan
it'll all be magic when I get my crisis loan
Crisis loan
Crisis loan
it'll all be wizard when I get my crisis loan
I'm sorry about the mess I made round the sofa
sorry about the bloke who calls after middnight
sorry about the fact I can't stop weeping
sorry about the fact my girlfriend's broken down
You wouldn't have seen a tiny self-seal bag I suppose?
I didn't apply for that job in the end
for my
Crisis loan
Crisis loan
we can buy a house when I get my crisis loan
Crisis loan
Crisis loan
we can buy a tank when I gte my crisis loan
Crisis loan
Crisis loan
we can build a turret with infa-red sensors
containing barracks for five men
operated by magnets
and TV's very own The Chuckle Brothers
shall declare it open
and they're talking about me
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I see you standing there
in your tie dye shirt
with your broken teeth
you think you're something
when you're nowt
I see you standing there
outside Wilkinsons
with your tatty crew
you think you're pimping
when you're gimping
I see you flailing head first
into a Marks and Spencers skip
you think you're thrifty
when you're povvo
I see you head to toe
draped in gaudy ill fitting charity threads
you think you're boho
when you're hobo
I see you floundering in the function room
swimming in lake div
you think you're five rhythms
when you're nervy (don't touch me)
I see you gobbing off down the social club
half forgotten headlines
you think you're pub quiz
when you're numpty
I see you standing there
with your convoy cut
and your Bedford rascal
you think you're spiral tribe
when you're housebound
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They give a frosty greeting
as we head into the meeting
because nothing that I'm wearing
says "Food Not Bombs"
in this communal hacienda
there's a rigid agenda
yet no-one can agree
on what's more punk - WAV or MP3?
They like to collect Mortarhate records
and Crass resissues
they paid no more than £35
plus postage from some guy on Discogs
They lay out ten quid for a taxi
after paying eighteen fifty
To get to Shephard's Bush Empire
to see Feeding of the 5000
They play their records very loud
through Poundland headphones
but the cable's too short
so their head ends up too close to the ground
They're reading The Day The Country Died
mumbling about Thatcher
and how nothing's changed
and how Tube Disasters changed their life
Here they come
making mountains out of molehills
bypassing perspective
the anarcho punks
Here they come
refusing to be led
but happy to be followed
the anarcho punks
Here they come
in love with the 80s
just like Butlins
at a "we love the 80s" weekend
Butlins
Butlins
Butlins
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